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Hi all, and welcome to my blog. I'm Heather, I'm 20 and I like to write about things. Sometimes I rant, sometimes I have funny things to say, and sometimes I just ramble. This was originally to showcase my narwhals in disguise (they're narwhals in disguises really), but I liked writing too much to limit it. Enjoy!

Wednesday 25 April 2012

Narwhal warning

My mum just mentioned that I should have found a way to stop meanies stealing my narwhals. However I don't know how to watermark them or anything, and I didn't sign them (although even if I did it could be cropped out I guess), so please don't steal- if you copy them, reference me as the artist/author/whatever. DO NOT STEAL or I'll set the narwhal army on you. Not that I think they're worth stealing yet, just first drawings with many a mistake... but still. Trusting you nice people out there...

Twenty-second narwhal

#22: Dalek. Today the narwhal is using his powers of disguise to infiltrate the enemy camp and gain information for the Doctor! He's got a good idea here, but has no idea where to find the Daleks or the Doctor. He feels, however, that if he rolls around for long enough in his wheelie-chair based disguise, he's bound to come across one of them sooner or later.

Twenty-first narwhal

#21: Lamppost. Helpful as ever, the narwhal has now taken to lighting people's way home. He has decided to impersonate a lamppost! Unfortunately, in the process of gaining this disguise, a real lamppost was uprooted and decapitated. Then how, you ask, is the lamp glowing when it has been so rudely disconnected from its wires? Well, it's simple- it runs from the narwhal's joy.

Twentieth narwhal

#20: Knitting needle. The narwhal helped the professor teach his students, as a pointy stick... now, he's helping the professor's wife! Stealing away one of her knitting needles, he substitutes his tusk. The knitter is none the wiser, contentedly knitting... something, with her slightly oversized needle. How happy she is, knitting with a narwhal!
(Also, sorry about the picture quality around here. Scanner wasn't working when I started narwhals, then we got a new one and I haven't yet figured it out. And the font is odd because I'm copying and pasting from my Facebook album, and i only just realised it's strange)

Nineteenth narwhal

#19: Toothbrush. As his large tusk may suggest, the narwhal is an avid supporter of dental hygiene. Today he's showing this by attaching bristles to his tusk and positioning himself cunningly in an unsuspecting person's bathroom, disguised as a (large) toothbrush. Clasping his tube of toothpaste, he's ready to help people fight decay in this disguise!

Eighteenth narwhal

#18: Although the narwhal is not a native of Britain, he loves this country and uses his disguises here commonly. He has chosen to show his love of Britain in this cunning disguise- a flagpole! His huge smile shows just how much he enjoys flying his flag!

Seventeenth narwhal

#17: The narwhal has discovered a friend- the fish! He met the fish while strolling through this garden in the guise of a woodpecker. Now he has decided to stay with his new friend- but not as a narwhal! He then had an idea... donning a red hat and fishing rope, and throwing a gnome behind some grass, he becomes a garden gnome! His skills are truly marvellous.